My family has a history of colon cancer (my mom, her sister and brother) so I am due for my third colonoscopy next month. I get screened every five years. For those of you who have never had one, you are lucky.
I called to make my appointment yesterday and had to answer lots of questions (they updated their computer system since my last visit). The woman asked my height ("You are tall!!") and weight ("My, you are skinny!") among other things. She even made a comment later on about giving me some of her weight. Well, while you're poking around back there, why don't you just inject some of that fat up my bum. :-)