I usually get comments or stares when I'm in the grocery store or at a gas station. Last week I stopped at Speedway to get gas and this was the transcript:
Man on the other side of the pump: "You're tall!"
Me: Wanting to say, "No $#&^ Sherlock!" but actually said, "Yes."
Man: "How tall are you?"
Me: "6'6" "
Man: "Wow! You're as tall as John Wayne!"
Me: I nodded and got back in the car as my gas finished pumping.
For the record, Mr. Wayne was only 6'4".
The dumber less educated the man the more stupid the comment.
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